Never Get Off The Boat – This Week’s Shitstorm

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Saturday, 22nd April 2023

13:13

Well. It’s MOT time of year! It’s always a pain. I did my tires last week and put it in for a full service and test today. It has passed with advisories. Rusty wishbones and needs new front brakes.

I’m not surprised. It’s auto. Brakes don’t last long.

14:11

It just gets better and better. Unpaid parking fine notice(£156) and another letter from the housing cunts, wanting me to sign an agreement to abide by their Nazi regime.

The day just gets better and better.

14:52

Even better. L-Bobs set fire to the grill. It had to be pulled out on fire. Now I have this burnt into the lino.

23:16

There was no calming down. Nor was there a light at the end of the tunnel!….. I went to sleep.

I call it sleep. It was more of a ?…..I don’t know? You know what I mean?

Fucking Cunting Shitty Fuck!…………………………


I like boobs.

Big, small, round, flat……

Infinite variety.

Yep….


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